Thanksgiving Jokes and/or Table Talk
So if you find yourself sitting at the table with family and friends on Thursday and have nothing to say…..print this out and WOW…instant conversation and laughs!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving everyone!
- · What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
- · What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
- · What would you get if you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter?
- · Why was the dog chasing the band in the Thanksgiving parade?
- · What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
- · A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
- · How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
- · If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
- · Why did the police arrest the turkey?
- · What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing?
- · Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
- · Why did they let the turkey join the band?
See answers below……………………….
- Boy! I’m stuffed!
- They like to go on a peck-nic.
- Feaster Sunday
- He wanted to bury the trombones.
- He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
- The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
- One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
- Their age
- They suspected it of fowl play
- Dessert, of course!
- Because he was a gobbler.
- Because he had the drumsticks.
